Today is Monday.
Monday comes directly after Sunday, which, as my friend Rebecca Black so
aptly pointed out, is not a Friday. I do
believe that I said I would put out posts every Friday; however, I’m a
representative sample of the Macaulay student body, meaning I’m spontaneous and
keep you kids on your toes. Clearly, I
have put off my blog post intentionally so as to make a bold statement about
the fickle, whimsical nature of the college nebula. Unproductivity, ladies and gentlemen, is a classy
endeavor.
Speaking of classy, today I ate dinner. At 7 pm.
Like a human.
Am I becoming an adult? Oy vey.
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