You Should Always Wear Glasses or Contacts in the Dorms

And here are the 3 reasons why:

1. Everything is a spider, or worse a cockroach. If it's big enough, it might even be a mouse.
2. You have to get real close to the clocks in the hallways to be able to read them.
3. Nobody is recognizable. But everyone knows you.

Just some late-night humour because I am blind as a bat.